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A person in the Catholic Church who works to destroy the Mass by introducing innovations such as hand-holding and bad translations.
"Lit" comes from liturgy. "-nik" comes from russian. As in "sputnik." It's also been used in words like beatnik, refusenik and no-good-nik. In any case, it is a derogatory term used by Traditional Catholics towards the liberals who have ruined the Church over the past 40 years with their stupid changes to the Mass.
These stupid litniks not only have us holding hands during the Our Father, but now we have to prancing around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.
litnik by Matt Smith January 16, 2004
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an ass turd monkey fucker that likes to be a taintopotamus; is a taint poacher and likes to watch bears shit in the woods
"Did you see that weird ass guy watching a bear shit?"
"Yeah, he's a litaker"
litaker by mtb15 April 30, 2010
A nice, helpful, family-oriented, charitable, well-meaning Jew from Lithuanian descent who tends worries a lot.
Credits to Al.
I got a flat tire on the highway and a Litvak pulled over to help me.
litvak by Gabby Abby April 10, 2021
A great girl or guy! Always knows what to say and sometimes will listen to you. Super amazing and high class. When she speaks to you, be honoured, it is a privilege.
Omg you spoke to her?

You should feel honoured, she's a Linaker!
linaker by thegreatelchloe April 5, 2018

Aaron Litvak 

A little sexy b3ast who acts like a 12 year old call of duty player with 0.20 kdr.
your such an Aaron Litvak (proceeds to jump off a bridge)
Aaron Litvak by aa13cool October 22, 2018

jackson linak 

a very hot dude
jackson linak is so hot
jackson linak by jpoodo October 22, 2020
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