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A nice, helpful, family-oriented, charitable, well-meaning Jew from Lithuanian descent who tends worries a lot.
Credits to Al.
I got a flat tire on the highway and a Litvak pulled over to help me.
litvak by Gabby Abby April 10, 2021
Words you can keep
a Lithuanian person; also can be used adjectivally
The town is crawling with Litvaks
Litvak by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006
A leather clad teenager looking to cause trouble with the elderly and the authority figures of the community.
Those Litvaks are taking over the downtown area

If you go out at night you might get attacked by a Litvak
Litvak by Ocelot February 10, 2005

Aaron Litvak 

A little sexy b3ast who acts like a 12 year old call of duty player with 0.20 kdr.
your such an Aaron Litvak (proceeds to jump off a bridge)
Aaron Litvak by aa13cool October 22, 2018

Igors Litvjakovs 

Best programmer to ever exist on planet Earth. Redefined what it means to be a programmer and a short angry man. He is God to every programmer. Lives in the big boomer city know as Ķengarags. Invented algoriths, computer thinking, the famous Alt+Tab macro and flowcharts.
Me: But teacher...
Teacher: THE ALGORITHM ISNT EFFECTIVE. YOU DIDNT FOLLOW THE IGORS LITVJAKOVS RULES BLYAD
Igors Litvjakovs by anonymous September 10, 2020

Livakovic 

Hey, wanna go worship our king Livakovic?
Hell yea!
Livakovic by B-Monkey Obama November 5, 2021
an ass turd monkey fucker that likes to be a taintopotamus; is a taint poacher and likes to watch bears shit in the woods
"Did you see that weird ass guy watching a bear shit?"
"Yeah, he's a litaker"
litaker by mtb15 April 30, 2010
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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