litvak

A nice, helpful, family-oriented, charitable, well-meaning Jew from Lithuanian descent who tends worries a lot.
Credits to Al.

I got a flat tire on the highway and a Litvak pulled over to help me.

by Gabby Abby April 10, 2021

Litvak

a Lithuanian person; also can be used adjectivally

The town is crawling with Litvaks

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

Litvak

A leather clad teenager looking to cause trouble with the elderly and the authority figures of the community.

Those Litvaks are taking over the downtown area

If you go out at night you might get attacked by a Litvak

by Ocelot February 10, 2005

Aaron Litvak

A little sexy b3ast who acts like a 12 year old call of duty player with 0.20 kdr.

your such an Aaron Litvak (proceeds to jump off a bridge)

by aa13cool October 22, 2018

Igors Litvjakovs

Best programmer to ever exist on planet Earth. Redefined what it means to be a programmer and a short angry man. He is God to every programmer. Lives in the big boomer city know as Ķengarags. Invented algoriths, computer thinking, the famous Alt+Tab macro and flowcharts.

Me: But teacher...
Teacher: THE ALGORITHM ISNT EFFECTIVE. YOU DIDNT FOLLOW THE IGORS LITVJAKOVS RULES BLYAD

by anonymous September 10, 2020

Livakovic

The imaginary king of slovakia.

Hey, wanna go worship our king Livakovic?
Hell yea!

by B-Monkey Obama November 5, 2021

litaker

an ass turd monkey fucker that likes to be a taintopotamus; is a taint poacher and likes to watch bears shit in the woods

"Did you see that weird ass guy watching a bear shit?"
"Yeah, he's a litaker"

by mtb15 April 30, 2010