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Lustman: a person who takes everything sexually and turns it into a joke.
"Hey, can you do me a favour?"
"Sure honey, but you'll owe me a special kind of favour ok?"
"Oh my god you are such a lustman."
"I know, I try."
lustman by Professional Lustman November 17, 2016
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Lustang is a Mustang that the owner thinks everyone is envious over. They lust over something that they can’t have. The car is usually vinyl wrapped with skulls and ghosts.
Everyone tries to race the Lustang but fail miserably (Everyone knows that buddy.)

yunas_lostmango 

one of the best people on the planet, i don’t make the rules.
“how can anyone possibly dislike yunas_lostmango, are you dumb?”

yunas_lostmango 

one of the best and funniest people on the planet, i don’t make the rules.
“i honestly don’t understand how anyone could dislike yunas_lostmango, are you fucking dumb?”
This would usually be a last name of a family that is kind, but has big feet and lots of gas. This family is funny and close with each other, and might contain an 'ogre' of a person. If this is the name of a person, that is would be of a boy.
person: oh! look at that ogre! who is that?
other person: it must be a Listman!
listman by omg lala June 4, 2016

lurtmand 

A young producer from Frederiksberg known for songs like "Svinet spiser" and "180 ug".
"Have you heard that new Lurtmand beat?"
"yeah bro i love his tag, beats fire too!"
lurtmand by Julius Buhl September 15, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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