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lister community school 

Lister Community School is a non-selective, mixed, 11-16 comprehensive secondary school, located at St Mary's Road, Plaistow, Newham, London.n November 2008, an Ofsted inspection rated the school "Good with outstanding features".2 This was downgraded to "Satisfactory" following an inspection in 2012.but upgraded again to "Good" in the recent inspection in November 2013, with 64% of lessons inspected rated as "good" or "outstanding" and none "inadequate".It is one of a few schools in Newham that provides specialist British sign language interpreters for students who have hearing impairments. Lister Community School also is one of the most improved schools in the whole of Great Britain and London. HM The Queen visited Lister on 3 March 2016.The current headteacher of the school, since September 2011, is Anthony Wilson.

The school uses vertical tutoring to integrate the community of students across the range of ages and year groups. It chooses people even if they don't pick it as one of their options for secondary. It doesn't allow phones. It has specialists which are subjects year 7 to year 8 do on a Monday or Friday.
Lister Community school has an ofsted rating of good
lister community school by Anoymoose November 16, 2020
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Lister Community School 

The kind of shithole where year 7s act up coz they think they're suddenly big, year 9s have a massive vaping addiction and there's a fight every other week.
Mason: "Yo Tyler, do u kno that school where year 7s act up coz they think they're big, year 9s have a vaping addiction and there's a fight every other week."
Tyler: "You mean that shithole Lister Community School"

Lister Community School 

What community is there, people who go there are essentially forced to wear black socks and a blazer even in the hotter months, the year 9s come up to the year 11s asking them for vapes or money for vapes (which 99% of the time, the year 11s never get that money back), the most rated year is year 11, year 10s are alright to a certain extent, its the year 8s and 7s you gotta watch out for (they're just extremely weird), the headteacher forces us to change back into our school uniforms after PE, which is stupid and he is a lot more stricter than ever, basically Prison Academy now.
Tyrone: Mate, how the fuck are you surviving Lister Community School?
Jason: Don't you mean Prison Academy, I have year 9s coming up to me asking me to buy them a vape, our headteacher is essentially cruel and the year 7s and 8s are just mega weird as a whole.
Tyrone: Glad I don't go there
Jason: That's not just it though, our headteacher forces us to wear black socks and our blazers in the summer when it's blazing hot, and he forces us to change in our school uniforms after PE, I'm wasting another 10 minutes of my life changing, other schools hardly do this. Community School my ass, sounds more like Prison Academy.
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