liption

A male friend that takes care of a female friend, keeping her company, cheering her up, and watches wrestling with her while her hubby is away for long periods of time. NO SEX OR SEXUAL ADVANCES.

My liption is the best, when my hubby was away he was there for me.

by steve cannon January 2, 2009

Lipton Dip

The placement of the male testicles into one's mouth. (See tea-bagging.)

"Dude, its Wednesday and I kicked your ass at this round of Halo 3, hows that Lipton Dip tasting?

by Chrix and A!ex December 22, 2007

Liptino

The act of shitting in a girl's mouth then making her show you her tits or vice versa

Hey Paul how was your date last night? She was so freaky I had to give that slut a liptino

by Classy guy69 February 18, 2021

lipton

Good mother fuckin' ice tea.

Spence: Eh Yo', I'm drinking Lipton's, what you drinkin B?
Pete: Nestea...
Spence: FUCK YOU!

by Splancer September 22, 2006

Lipton Shades

In the vein of the Hot Carl, Rocky Raccoon and Cleveland Steamer, the Lipton Shades involves a gentelman squatting down whilst crapping in his pants. Important is to squish around enough to cover one's testicles with the crapulence. You apply the Lipton Shades to your partner via the Cincinatti Bowtie where-in you get your blow-job upside down allowing you to 'tea-bag' your partners eye sockets with poop-stained nuts. Leaving them with a glowing set of Lipton Shades.

At my friends bachelor party, we had some skanky stripper show up with the remains of her prior john's Lipton Shades on her face. Damn! Girl, get a handi-wipe!

by hungry monkey August 16, 2006

Liptonite

Something that causes a person to sulk. I.e Have a Protruding Bottom Lip a.k.a. Have a

lip on

Thanks for taking me shooting Uncle. Dad had a right lip on because he didn't go. It was pure Liptonite.

by The real Giz August 10, 2019

Lipton

When one of your friend pulls out their testicles and sets it on your forehead unsuspectingly.

Rico got lipton by Matt!

by Kevin Reyes July 16, 2008