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a person with this name usually has a huge dick and is a sex god. all girls want to fuck a male lipschutz!
Melissa: Is he a Lipschutz.
Eva: yea, i want to fuck him soo bad, he has a huge cock!
lipschutz by allstarmvp May 31, 2009
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Jonathan Lipschutz 

A very nice and well mannered man that know how to treat women right. A Jonathan Lipschutz knows how to be a true gentleman in every situation
Girl 1: he came shopping with me, got me matcha and waited for my uber to arrive.

Girl 2: he is a true Jonathan Lipschutz!

Lipshitz 

Lipshitz says Tommy and Chucky are turning soft.
Lipshitz by Diosan Borrego October 27, 2007

Lipschitz 

Pulling a Lipschitz is the act of taking a bath in a stranger's house without them knowing about it. Most commonly performed at a party where you don't really know the hosts. This way there's probably a lot of loud music and distractions, and it will be easier to pull off. The term comes from the Rugrats character Dr. Lipschitz, who is supposed to be babysitting the kids, but instead runs himself a bath.

Also known as "pulling a Danny C."
Person 1: Hey, was that party last night any good?
Person 2: Nah, it was really lame so I tried to pull a Lipschitz. Unfortunately, the girl whose house it was heard me running the water and wasn't too happy about it.
Person 1: Ah man! You'll get it next time.
Lipschitz by Terry Yawkee March 2, 2011

Lipschitz 

A function f(t,y) is said to satisfy a Lipschitz condition on a set D if there exists a constant L>0 such that abs(f(t,y1)-f(t,y2)) < L*abs(y1-y2) for any y1, y2
Yo, Shelby’s got this IVP to solve, so you know she’s about to go fucking Lipschitz on the D.
Lipschitz by Moishe Turweston October 26, 2019

Lipshitz 

A jew you send to do things you dont feel like doing and/or goof on when you are in a bad mood.
Yo, Lipshitz, go get me a snapple.
Lipshitz by Bobby 2 year April 8, 2010

Gayden Ziebel-Lipshitz 

1. one who leads people on to think that he is straight by paying a hooker to "date" him, but if further research is used one can find pornographic images of her knuckle deep which is evidence that proves that she is a hooker.

2. one who was born a Siamese twin but after surgery, all that remains is an unsightly lump on the back of his neck.

3. one who has an uncanny fondness for Justin Bieber
Dude, you got lumps all over your diseased ass body, you look like a Gayden Ziebel-Lipshitz.

Just cause you hang around that skank doesn't hide the fact that you like it up the rump, ur just incognito like Gayden Ziebel-Lipshitz.

Call me crazy, call me Gayden Ziebel-Lipshitz, call me what you will; but there is just something about Justin Bieber that makes my asshole moist.
Gayden Ziebel-Lipshitz by gaydenz September 17, 2009
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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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