Kid #1: Once,
when I was little, I fell off of a tree, I broke my leg and had a cast on it forever, and my sister was really mean to me
when I was little. That's probably why I don't trust women, but that's too much
information. You probably don't really want to hear about it. Well, I suppose you don't mind. You're a really good listener. I've never met anyone like you.
Kid #2: SHUT UP. What, did you test positive for Lipshitz??