Kid #
1: Once, when I was little, I fell off of a tree, I
broke my
leg and had a cast on it forever, and my sister was really mean to me when I was little. That's probably why I don't trust women, but that's too much information. You probably don't really want to hear about it. Well, I suppose you don't mind. You're a really good listener. I've never met anyone like you.
Kid #2: SHUT UP. What, did you
test positive for Lipshitz??