Linted
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linted
the simultaneous feeling of annoyance and pleasure at doing a task someone else should have done but that you secretly enjoy
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Linted • lifted • lifted truck • linked • linked in • lined • lined up • LinkedInfluencer • listed • #linked
Linted
Damn what a good shot, it was linted.
Those chips suck ass, they are linted.
I woke up at 9:43 today, shit was linted.
Those chips suck ass, they are linted.
I woke up at 9:43 today, shit was linted.
Linted by linted lima bean June 26, 2022
Linted
Damn what a good shot, it was linted.
Those chips suck ass, they are linted.
I woke up at 9:43 today, shit was linted.
Those chips suck ass, they are linted.
I woke up at 9:43 today, shit was linted.
Linted by linted lima bean June 26, 2022
An online forum originally intended for professional people to form links with others that they know and trust professionally in order to further their own and their company’s business interests. LinkedIn was co-founded by Reid Hoffman who was previously Executive Vice President in charge of business and corporate development for PayPal and was launched in 2003. Unfortunately, like so many other things (Urban Dictionary for example), it has been overrun by talentless, self-aggrandising wannabes who have nothing to offer the workplace except copious quantities of bullshit.
Interestingly, Hoffman stated that 27 percent of LinkedIn subscribers are recruiters; perhaps this would explain why using recruiters to solve a staffing problem is usually a complete disaster, they’re so full of their own bullshit they believe everyone else’s.
Interestingly, Hoffman stated that 27 percent of LinkedIn subscribers are recruiters; perhaps this would explain why using recruiters to solve a staffing problem is usually a complete disaster, they’re so full of their own bullshit they believe everyone else’s.
“Have you heard that Malcolm has put up a profile on LinkedIn? Delusions of grandeur or what!”
“Delusions of grandeur? That fuckwit Heale shouldn’t even have delusions of adequacy!”
“Delusions of grandeur? That fuckwit Heale shouldn’t even have delusions of adequacy!”
LinkedIn by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
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