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lindor is a geek with no life. he is the internets number one pimp. pimping all kinds of fat chicks and obeese excons with low self esteems.
"the first meeting of the dungeons and dragons fan club has now begun. i am your dungeon master lindor."
Lindor by steve January 5, 2005

Lindor’ing 

Being a completely useless employee, while sitting in your car the entire shift
Oh I have to work with that idiot Cliff today? Fuck that! I’m gonna be Lindor’ing in my car until I get a delivery.
Lindor’ing by Wings420 December 5, 2019

Lindor Truffles 

An amazing candy made by Lindt
Lindor Truffles by SPrice1980 April 17, 2022

Lindor’ing 

Being completely useless while sitting in your car.
Instead of helping his coworkers clean so they can go home, Anthony was Lindor’ing, making everyone hate him.
Lindor’ing by Wings420 October 3, 2022

Lindor cocktail

“A Lindor cocktail” is where a woman inserts a Lindor chocolate into her anus before anal sex. After you finish, she shakes her ass so all of the juices mix. She then pushes the Lindor back out into her hand, and then eats it.
Me and your mum are making a Lindor cocktail tonight

Francisco Lindor 

A Bad Ass shortstop for the Cleveland Indians who is the most underated player in baseball. Pitchers love him and batters despise him. He loves baseball and will most likely have a big ass contract soon.
"Damn Francisco Lindor nice catch"
Francisco Lindor by Clevelander2016 November 5, 2016
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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