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lindor is a geek with no life. he is the internets number one pimp. pimping all kinds of fat chicks and obeese excons with low self esteems.
"the first meeting of the dungeons and dragons fan club has now begun. i am your dungeon master lindor."
Lindor by steve January 5, 2005

Lindor’ing 

Being a completely useless employee, while sitting in your car the entire shift
Oh I have to work with that idiot Cliff today? Fuck that! I’m gonna be Lindor’ing in my car until I get a delivery.
Lindor’ing by Wings420 December 5, 2019

Lindor Truffles 

An amazing candy made by Lindt
Lindor Truffles by SPrice1980 April 17, 2022

Lindor’ing 

Being completely useless while sitting in your car.
Instead of helping his coworkers clean so they can go home, Anthony was Lindor’ing, making everyone hate him.
Lindor’ing by Wings420 October 3, 2022

Lindor cocktail

“A Lindor cocktail” is where a woman inserts a Lindor chocolate into her anus before anal sex. After you finish, she shakes her ass so all of the juices mix. She then pushes the Lindor back out into her hand, and then eats it.
Me and your mum are making a Lindor cocktail tonight

Francisco Lindor 

A Bad Ass shortstop for the Cleveland Indians who is the most underated player in baseball. Pitchers love him and batters despise him. He loves baseball and will most likely have a big ass contract soon.
"Damn Francisco Lindor nice catch"
Francisco Lindor by Clevelander2016 November 5, 2016
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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