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lindor is a geek with no life. he is the internets number one pimp. pimping all kinds of fat chicks and obeese excons with low self esteems.
"the first meeting of the dungeons and dragons fan club has now begun. i am your dungeon master lindor."
Lindor by steve January 5, 2005

Lindor’ing 

Being a completely useless employee, while sitting in your car the entire shift
Oh I have to work with that idiot Cliff today? Fuck that! I’m gonna be Lindor’ing in my car until I get a delivery.
Lindor’ing by Wings420 December 5, 2019

Lindor Truffles 

An amazing candy made by Lindt
Lindor Truffles by SPrice1980 April 17, 2022

Lindor’ing 

Being completely useless while sitting in your car.
Instead of helping his coworkers clean so they can go home, Anthony was Lindor’ing, making everyone hate him.
Lindor’ing by Wings420 October 3, 2022

Lindor cocktail

“A Lindor cocktail” is where a woman inserts a Lindor chocolate into her anus before anal sex. After you finish, she shakes her ass so all of the juices mix. She then pushes the Lindor back out into her hand, and then eats it.
Me and your mum are making a Lindor cocktail tonight

Francisco Lindor 

A Bad Ass shortstop for the Cleveland Indians who is the most underated player in baseball. Pitchers love him and batters despise him. He loves baseball and will most likely have a big ass contract soon.
"Damn Francisco Lindor nice catch"