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It is a common condition in non-native English speakers where a person can either spell or pronounce a word as easy as "The upper limb" as "Upper limp" or can do both things at the same time. This condition has been noticed to take its toll on medical students of Jasak.
If you ever encounter a limpistic, run. They will surely fuck up your brain.
The usage of the term has expanded to include anyone who butchers entire sentences unintentionally.
Some other common characteristics that one might be able to observe is that a "limpistic" individual shows some Karen-like personality traits.
Speaker A: Doctor, can you plz rebeat upper limp innervation?
Speaker B: That's limpism for you right there at its mighty glory.
As you can see here, speaker A used replaced the words "repeat" and "limb" with "rebeat" and "limp".

"Doctor there is problem with my mice".
As you can see here, "mic", short for microphone, has been replaced with "mice". This conversation can be seen in an online class.
Limpism by Mufasa of Nastahlek February 27, 2021
Related Words
When a person begins to sympathetically develop a fake limp after spending too much time with a person that has a real limp.
That girl has limpathy for her friend with the hurt leg.
Limpathy by JaKevin Woo June 18, 2014

Limp as. 

A phrase to yell when things are not going well.
When Losing at Tetris Jake yelled "Limp as."
Limp as. by nachoworm February 19, 2010

lampashis 

i dont like lampashis people lampashis people are very lampashis
lampashis by Lophrziesx May 31, 2015
In among us: Anyone who can’t get a kill the entire game
I was a limposter last round. I’m pretty limp now. Had a big juicy boner but now it’s just lost to limpness
Limposter by Obiwan723 January 19, 2021

dua lipas rules 

1. Don’t pick up the phone, you know he’s only calling cuz he’s drunk and alone
2. Don’t let him in, you’ll have to kick him out again
3. Don’t be his friend, you know your gonna wake up in his bed in the morning
And if your under him,

You ain’t getting over him
I GOT RULES I COUNT EM

DUA LIPAS RULES

I need a life ik