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limp cock 

The inability of a man to get or maintain an erection in circumstances where the opportunity and the desire for sex is present. The psychological causes, among others, can include intimidation, insecurity, sexual humiliation, and feelings of inadequacy. Such feelings are often triggered by the discovery of his wife's infidelities, and can have a major impact on the future of the marriage.
Bonnie admitted to her husband one night that in desperation from the sexual neglect she had been suffering at home, she had for several years been seeking out and getting the heaven she craved from the stiff cocks of other men. And she blamed it all on him.

Mike thought about all the fights they'd had about sex, about all the times Bonnie had threatened him over the years. He thought about the times she had stormed out, and when he had demanded to know where she was going, she had snapped, "out to get fucked." But in his state of denial, he kept believing they were just idle threats and he ignored them.

But with the bitter truth crashing down around him, Mike became impotent because of the humiliation and shame and had a limp cock for months afterward.

Although Bonnie assured him that none of his friends or coworkers knew, and that she'd only been pussy for strangers, Mike felt trapped. To leave Bonnie and divorce her would mean that all the humiliating details would come out, and everyone would know he had been a sexually inadequate cuckold.

Mike couldn't bear that, so he tried to counter the humiliation he felt and his need to keep it all a secret, by publicly pretending that everything was normal and under control in their marriage. But his impotence meant that Bonnie still needed other men in order to get off, and Mike was forced to learn to accept it. There were no more secrets between them. Mike became Bonnie's anguished but submissive limp cuck hubby who had to wait up for her, while Bonnie fucked around.
limp cock by July41944 August 6, 2009
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Limp Cock 

When a penis is unable to get hard
Peta Tarpon Mattin - Tony, it took me 2 years to get hard:(

Tony mottin - Peta, its because you have a limp cock!

limp cock 

1: a small soft little cock that is a fucking failure cant fucking get hard floppy little clitty

2:a guy whos a fucking bummer
omfg his limp cock is so stupid he cant even get a stiffy
limp cock by weewoomotherfuckers November 26, 2020

limp cock and no lube 

Much like a "limp cock and no lube" would equate to no action in bed, this phrase describes a state of utter uselessness. Or, a situation in which nothing of value is currently transpiring.
"There's no beer and no chicks. This party's a limp cock and no lube."
limp cock and no lube by D. Gould January 25, 2006
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026