lightningbolt

Used at eatpoo to carry out a banning verdict. While inspired by the video of a fat kid in a larp throwing soft foam balls at an ogre (a guy in a tablesheet with a butt ugly mask) while yelling lightningbolt, today the lightningbolt is the feared yet worshipped weapon of the forums moderators

noob: Hi th3re guyZ! I know I don't got good art but I didn't try hard on this 1. My Mom sayZ itZ cool so I don't care if you don't like it!!1
member1: I can't believe you posted that?
member2: Thats butt ugly!
member3: Read the Rules!
member4: Lightningbolt his ass!
****Crackaboom!!!****

lightningbolt by whistle May 3, 2004

lightningbolt

Another word for banning a person from somewhere.

You are lightningbolted from this forum

lightningbolt by Micket October 17, 2003

Lightning Bolt 

A Ping Pong ball thrown by a fat kid during a woodland LARP tournament.

"Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!"

Lightning Bolt by insertname April 27, 2007

_lightningblade_ 

absolutely goated person 11/10 content and will give treatment

Me: hey have you heard about _lightningblade_?

You: yeah that treatment was bussin

_lightningblade_ by mutuallz March 2, 2021

Lightning Bolt 

Probably the loudest band of the past ten years, and easily the "fullest" sounding duo of modern music. Psychotically fast and agressive while managing not to come across as particularly angry, evil, or any of the other stereotypes attributed to bands involved in the punk or metal scenes.

The Brians are playing tonight!

What?

Lightning Bolt, man!

What?

Oh, you can't hear anymore. You must have been to one of their shows.

Lightning Bolt by Johngoloid October 7, 2009

Lightning Bolt 

An esperimental bass and drums duo formed in Rhode Island. The vocals are screamed into a jury-rigged phone receiver and are incomprehensible. The band preforms in the center of the crowd rather than on a stage.

Lightning Bolt drill their instruments into the ground every concert they play

Lightning Bolt by chrispyB May 4, 2006

Dirty Lightning Bolt

Dirty Lightning Bolt n At the climax of a blow job pull out to politely "turn away". Yell "Avada Kedavra" as you hit her right above the eye with the magical load.

I was so inspired by HP 7.5 I went home and gave Sarah a Dirty Lightning Bolt.

Dirty Lightning Bolt by Clunky_ChemE July 21, 2011