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Light show 

an amazing display of lightning, as in a lightning storm, usualy all over the sky.
Fantastic light show tonight.
Light show by Puma1 July 6, 2011

Light show 

n. the dazzling display put on by someone wearing a lot of expensive, well-cut, flashy jewelry...fondly known in the hip-hop community asbling.
"As long as the VS bling, look at that light show..."
~ 50 Cent
Light show by BlingMiss March 10, 2005

christmas light show 

When two naked and drunken people wrap themselves in Christmas lights and terrorize the neighborhood on Christmas Eve.
We put on a Christmas light Show for every one in our neighborhood!

Dildo Light Show 

An epic event where dildos are placed on a table. All lights are turned off and strobe lights are then flashed. This creates an epic atmosphere and just being in its presence is inspiring. The invention of genious Dustin Hayes of 5 Mac.
Hey, we're having a Dildo Light Show tonight, bring your sister's dildo.
Dildo Light Show by Picklesrtasty October 30, 2010

celebratory african laser light show 

the cermonial dance of the negro jack-o-latern.
shazaam went to the celebratory african laser light show last night and moonwalked with some night smurfs.

The Laser Light Show

A term for a glorious penis (often seen in the lower regions of people who's name starts with "C")

It is said to have two elephant ears tattooed on the thighs to make it resemble an elephant.

There are also rumors of lights shooting out of it, thus giving it the name.
Girl 1: "I went and watched the laser light show last night."

Girl 2: "Oh yeah, I just went the other night... blew. my. mind."
The Laser Light Show by Batguy256 January 9, 2011
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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