Definitions by shnarf

spanish panther 

is an undefinable source of wisdom; his legend preceeds him. he is the dark turtle.

the spanish panther's ora has healed millions.

spanish panther by shnarf May 26, 2008

night smurf

crafty little african hobbit that moonwalks in the shadows of the night. moonwalking in the daytime would ruin the jerri-curl.

i almost broke my leg when i tripped over those damn night smurfs. ( commonly used noun to describe africans )

night smurf by shnarf May 26, 2008

cambodian giraffe murderer 

a very foreign african spear chucker that hunts anything that resembles a giraffe. which includes long necked chicken heads.

yo, jamel why you be treating me like i'm some cambodian giraffe murderer.

cambodian giraffe murderer by shnarf May 26, 2008

celebratory african laser light show 

the cermonial dance of the negro jack-o-latern.

shazaam went to the celebratory african laser light show last night and moonwalked with some night smurfs.

celebratory african laser light show by shnarf May 26, 2008

tazimanian jungle puppet

a big nigga on a set of strings just like kermit the frog. he usually speaks in a rapid snarling jigaboo type language and set straight be the late white jim henson puppet master.

"the man" has got shazaam dangling like a tazimanian jungle puppet.

tazimanian jungle puppet by shnarf May 26, 2008

egyptian fraggle juggler 

an african circus craftsman that juggles premature negro infants in a ring of fire for watermelon and grape soda.

shazaam and jamel went to the circus to see thet egyptian fraggle juggler.

egyptian fraggle juggler by shnarf May 26, 2008

commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs 

an elderly nigga with a 3rd grade education whom is accountable for all slow walking, fast swimming niggas from the south atlantic.

shazaam went to talk to jamel the commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs to find out about an open postion to join the useless squad.

commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs by shnarf May 26, 2008