Sleeping slut

A woman who is a slut during the day and even while sleeping at night, tends to take rock hard cocks in every possible hole.

I had sex with that sleeping slut last night, but so did my two friends.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 05, 2016

hidden turtle

When you're trying to poop but it doesn't want to come out so you have to force it.

It took me over an hour to get that hidden turtle out.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager March 07, 2016

fart house

A tree house or small club house designed for farting competitions

The fart house will be holding its annual Butt Blower contest this weekend

by BlakeTheSnakeDager March 07, 2016

christmas light show

When two naked and drunken people wrap themselves in Christmas lights and terrorize the neighborhood on Christmas Eve.

We put on a Christmas light Show for every one in our neighborhood!

by BlakeTheSnakeDager March 07, 2016

book eater

One that consumes pages of stories, books, or novels while touching themselves to increase sexual sensation.

As a book eater, I consumed the entire Harry Potter series while touching myself vigorously

by BlakeTheSnakeDager March 07, 2016

Harambe luck

Just really shitty luck

I had harambe luck when I got pulled over for drunk driving.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 05, 2016

turtle hunting

The act of pushing a shit out of your ass and pulling it back up inside, resembling that of a turtle head.

I went hardcore turtle hunting last night. It weighed at least three pounds.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager December 01, 2015