fart house

A tree house or small club house designed for farting competitions

The fart house will be holding its annual Butt Blower contest this weekend

by BlakeTheSnakeDager August 09, 2016

turtle hunting

The act of pushing a shit out of your ass and pulling it back up inside, resembling that of a turtle head.

I went hardcore turtle hunting last night. It weighed at least three pounds.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager March 06, 2016

Porn boarding

When two people of opposite sex fit on one long board or skate board and have gruesome sex while being recorded.

I was watching porn last night and came across this hardcore porn boarding.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 05, 2016

purple anaconda

The aftermath of a woman with a blue waffle putting red lipstick on and sucking a mans dick, thus turning it red. He then sticks his red dick in her blue waffle making a purple color on his jimmy wang.

She had a blue waffle so we decided to try the purple anaconda. It was sensational.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager August 09, 2016

Sleeping slut

A woman who is a slut during the day and even while sleeping at night, tends to take rock hard cocks in every possible hole.

I had sex with that sleeping slut last night, but so did my two friends.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 05, 2016

scooter tooter

The act of pushing a chair out while farting to try and silence the sound of your fart

I had to perform a scooter tooter so my girlfriends parents wouldn't hear the fart.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager August 09, 2016

Harambe luck

Just really shitty luck

I had harambe luck when I got pulled over for drunk driving.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 05, 2016