A term for a glorious penis (often seen in the lower regions of people who's name starts with "C")
It is said to have two elephant ears tattooed on the thighs to make it resemble an elephant.
There are also rumors of lights shooting out of it, thus giving it the name.
Girl 1: "I went and watched the laser light show last night."
Girl 2: "Oh yeah, I just went the other night... blew. my. mind."