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light rail 

A post modern, post oil train that is basically a cross between a big city subway (e.g. metro) and an old school trolly. When serviced by a competent organization, this type of train has the potential to beat the living shit out of global warming and peak oil.

In America, however, when mismanaged by your typical urban state government, a light rail system quickly becomes a broken down version of the world's smallest joke amongst the increasing proportion of working folk who can't afford $4/gallon gasoline.

The Baltimore light rail is a vital link of the area's public transit system, yet it just makes the city look more ghetto while it does very little to reduce traffic on interstates 83 and 97. Furthermore, it fails to convince the youth of Glen Burnie and Cockeysville that pimped out Civics and low riders are not the wave of our global ecological future.
light rail by TripleCatzWar May 22, 2008
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Light Rail 

a word for a mobile homeless shelter
In Phoenix the Light Rail is a cheap place, for only $3.50, to keep out of the heat of the day.

Other then at rush hour most of the people waiting at light rail stops look homeless.
Light Rail by garage man August 17, 2009

Light rail 

Light rail didn't make the neighborhood cool, the neighborhood was cool when it was a blue collar neighborhood, then the light rail gentrified the area.
Light rail by The Original Agahnim October 13, 2021

Light Rails 

Slang term for lines of cocaine.
"Light" - The white colour of cocaine
"Rails" - The lines
"Yo bro, do you want to come to my place and snort light rails"

lightsailed 

When you're a sprint away from launching a pre-approved feature or product and the product team unreasonably kills the effort.
We were only two weeks away from launching a new feature that we spent the last 6 months collaborating on, but then we got lightsailed.
lightsailed by Unhappy Narwahl August 5, 2020

lightraindropeevee 

Definition of lighty: faggit, Fat crunchy bull dog, burger squirt, not many redeeming qualities

light rain drop eevee wants the double horns of pornage
“I was in the bathroom using the urinal and lightraindropeevee started smearing his poop all over the walls”
“For some reason lightraindropeevee won’t stop talking about dark double horns of pornage .. gay so gay
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