liftation

When elevation doesn't work. Then you use liftation.

Him: "Have you seen that liftation?"
Her: "Yeah its insane."

liftation by maurinludwig March 9, 2020

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Damage Limitation

Damage limitation means actions you take to limit or offset the damaging effects of an accident or error. Well that’s the official line anyway, but in most cases what it means is the person responsible for the fuck up Running around like a striped ass ape in order to cover their own ass and prevent any of the shit flying around from sticking to them.

Camilla Batmanghelidgh’s idea of damage limitation is to cover her own fat ass and blame everyone else.

Damage Limitation by AKACroatalin January 16, 2016

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Lituationship

Relationship based on mutual respect, trust, partying together. Usually people in a lituationship are found to be goofing off together all the time, making each other laugh at all times.

This is just a lituationship.

Girl you got yourself a lituationship.

Lituationship by KimgPriest September 9, 2018

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lifecation

An ostentatious lifestyle in which physical location isn't important, facilitated by mobile technologies, allowing one to travel as much as they like. This is different from a vacation in that one must still tend to their income-generating responsibilities.

Tim: "Where's Ben?"
Alexi: "He's on lifecation."
Tim: "Huh?"
Alexi: "Yeah, he's on his yacht in the Mediterranean for 6 months doing all his consulting over a satellite connection!"
Tim: "That sly bastard."

lifecation by Alexi_K December 25, 2007