lifebro

A word used to describe a real life friend to people on the internet.

Lohocla , I have benefited greatly from your musical selections as I am a lifebro with iix, so for that I thank you.

lifebro by XullioS August 9, 2010

LifeProTip 

An LPT is a Life Pro Tip. It's something that helps you improve your life in one way or another.

LifeProTip: Put a small amount of water in a glass when you microwave your pizza to keep the crust from getting chewy.

LifeProTip: Fill a sponge with water, put it in a plastic bag, and freeze it to make an inexpensive ice pack.

LifeProTip: Throw your shower curtain in the washing machine with some vinegar before thinking of getting rid of it, to rid it of mildew and restore it like it was new again.

LifeProTip by bob_cobb September 11, 2012

lifeboat 

A person in a relationship who keeps someone he dated or some who likes him on the side in case things dont work out in his current relationship, so that he can have another person to replace his current bf/gf

charlie always keeps a lifeboat just in case his relationship doesnt work out and he would have someone else to run back to.

lifeboat by salitsa February 25, 2008

lifebomb

A mind-blowing epiphany inspired by observations about the everyday experiences that we all have, usually offering some moral or lesson.

"...So the guy says to me, 'Who needs life insurance?'"
"Lifebomb!"

lifebomb by b00zy May 24, 2006

liebrows 

when girls draw in fake ass eyebrows and pretend they real

"that girl on fleek" "nahhh, she got liebrows"

liebrows by kazmarais March 31, 2015

Trip into a lifeboat

To miraculously and suspiciously escape unharmed, especially from a situation you yourself caused

Captain Schettino after sinking a cruise ship and leaving all the passengers aboard: "No signore, you don't understand. I trip into a lifeboat!"

Trip into a lifeboat by saidpatrick February 2, 2012

Mandy Lifeboats 

A woman who is the first person called for when a large ship appears to be sinking

Mandy Lifeboats! Mandy Lifeboats! We're sinking!

Mandy Lifeboats by Offramp_t November 25, 2009