10 definitions by b00zy
A mind-blowing epiphany inspired by observations about the everyday experiences that we all have, usually offering some moral or lesson.
by b00zy May 18, 2006
Beta Male Provider. These are the guys who buy women all their drinks, shower them with compliments, drive them around, and are baffled when the females aren't sexually attracted to them. On the other hand, alpha males take care of the female's sexual needs.
Janet's BMP, Joe, keeps giving her flowers, taking her to movies, and is always telling her how intelligent and interesting she is to gain her approval. What Joe doesn't know is she really loves Jake, the bad boy jerk who fulfills all her sexual desires.
by b00zy July 2, 2006
Beta Male Provide. These are the guys who buy women all their drinks, shower them with compliments, drive them around, and are baffled when the females aren't sexually attracted to them. On the other hand, alpha males take care of the female's sexual needs.
Janet's BMP, Joe, keeps giving her flowers, taking her to movies, and is always telling her how intelligent and interesting she is to gain her approval. What Joe doesn't know is she really loves Jake, the bad boy jerk who fulfills all her sexual desires.
by b00zy July 2, 2006
by b00zy September 26, 2005
A combination of the word cougar and douchebag. A 40-something years old woman decked-out in Ed Hardy apparel and gawdy jewelry who likes to hookup with much younger men. Most of the time, the younger men are also douchebags.
by b00zy August 5, 2010
Shorthand for "fucking," pronounced as "fucken." Used primarily in IRC chatrooms or IM conversations.
by b00zy September 22, 2005
The belief that musical taste accounts for differences in human character or ability and that listening (or not listening) to a particular genre of music makes a person superior to others.
by b00zy August 25, 2005