Definitions by b00zy

cougbag 

A combination of the word cougar and douchebag. A 40-something years old woman decked-out in Ed Hardy apparel and gawdy jewelry who likes to hookup with much younger men. Most of the time, the younger men are also douchebags.

Last night I totally hooked up with a cougbag at the club, bro!

cougbag by b00zy August 6, 2010

preding

The act of walking around a night club or other social setting and scanning the room for the opposite sex to approach and begin seducing. This behavior is very obvious to others and the body language of the subject looks like that of a wild predator looking around for a viable prey.

That horny old man who is staring at those pre-teens ain't fooling anyone - he's preding.

preding by b00zy July 2, 2006

BMP 

Beta Male Provide. These are the guys who buy women all their drinks, shower them with compliments, drive them around, and are baffled when the females aren't sexually attracted to them. On the other hand, alpha males take care of the female's sexual needs.

Janet's BMP, Joe, keeps giving her flowers, taking her to movies, and is always telling her how intelligent and interesting she is to gain her approval. What Joe doesn't know is she really loves Jake, the bad boy jerk who fulfills all her sexual desires.

BMP by b00zy July 2, 2006

BMP 

Beta Male Provider. These are the guys who buy women all their drinks, shower them with compliments, drive them around, and are baffled when the females aren't sexually attracted to them. On the other hand, alpha males take care of the female's sexual needs.

Janet's BMP, Joe, keeps giving her flowers, taking her to movies, and is always telling her how intelligent and interesting she is to gain her approval. What Joe doesn't know is she really loves Jake, the bad boy jerk who fulfills all her sexual desires.

BMP by b00zy July 2, 2006

lifebomb

A mind-blowing epiphany inspired by observations about the everyday experiences that we all have, usually offering some moral or lesson.

"...So the guy says to me, 'Who needs life insurance?'"
"Lifebomb!"

lifebomb by b00zy May 24, 2006

scarf 

(adj.) Being or characterized by the indie music look and scene. A typical person who is scarf will...
1- wear a scarf
2- wear a blazer jacket decorated with band pins

Like, oh my god, that grey blazer jacket is so totally scarf.

scarf by b00zy October 8, 2005

elevator testicles 

A condition in males in which one testicle is significantly higher than the other.

Mike's elevator testicles looked as if one testicle weighed ten pounds more than the other.

elevator testicles by b00zy September 25, 2005