lieting

The act of deceiving others into thinking you have lost weight such as wearing vertical stripes, buying over-sized clothes or reporting only some of the food you actually consume ("I can't understand why I haven't lost weight; I eat only salad" and forgetting to mention the 2 candy bars from the vending machine at work.)

He's was caught lieting by his doctor after being warned to lose weight.

By lieting you can eat anything you want and still convince people that you lost weight or at least should be.

lieting by keithmh September 23, 2011

Ego lifting 

The act of lifting heavy weights for the sole purpose of impressing other people in the room. This is usually done with awful form and gratuitous grunting noises.

John: Look at that idiot ego lifting over there.

Mike: Omg, what a tool. He isn't even using much weight.

Ego lifting by properliftingman August 29, 2010

Lielingual 

Lielingual is a person who claims to be able to speak a different language but actually cannot. It comes from Lie + bilingial = Lielingual

This English fella said he could speak Spanish when he couldn't. He was in fact lielingual. The only thing that came out of his mouth was bullshit.

Lielingual by Spubman September 20, 2019

flash listings 

On Graigslist listings that are there and gone in a flash. Listings that are on so short a time you usually don't know they were even there. I suspect that some people use software that alerts them when certain types of listings appear and the rest of use never see the listing. Craigslist seems to be going the way of ebay, professionals are crowding out regular buyers, and sellers.

That listing was posted 2 minutes ago and now it's deleted, another flash listing. I can't park in front of my computer, and the good stuff is always gone by the time I see the listing. I don't spend much time on Craigslist anymore flash listings have taken the fun out of it.

flash listings by mikie the yorkie April 2, 2008

olympic lifting 

A competition of physical strength involving two lifts: the Clean & Jerk and the Snatch.

Note:
Powerlifting is not the same as Olympic Lifting.

olympic lifting by Colin Geazy March 31, 2008

littington 

Another form of lit

Person 1: did you see the football game last night?
Person 2: yeah it was littington

littington by Sc: kalebmanciaz11 August 22, 2017

liekingz 

to like something, in LOLspeak.

do you like it?

"r you of teh liekingz?"

liekingz by ohjar September 13, 2009