licked balls 

When your balls have been sucked on so much they are perminantly red.

Me: Hey man whats wrong with your balls?
Friend: Oh, my girlfriend shit on my dick then sucked on my balls till I got licked balls.

licked balls by 1337af May 11, 2014

SHADY BALL LICKER 

An all round bullshitter, A devious lying underhanded cunt. You never quite know what they're up to, but you know they're up to something

Paul " Steve didn't turn up last night as he said he had to fix his stepsons car"
Russ" That's funny i saw him down the pub last night"
Paul" That bloody Steve, he's a right fucking shady ball licker"

SHADY BALL LICKER by razorhayes June 14, 2017

Tory ball licker 

A liberal democrat

Clegg, you tory ball licker

Tory ball licker by betrayed voter November 21, 2010

Ball licker 

a person that likes to lick guys balls.

Shut up and lick my balls

Ball licker by Ben February 11, 2003

Ball Licker 

1. A person that is a huge douche bag and constantly kisses ass to get where they are. They tend to be dull boring assholes with no sense of humour or heart. They are also usually pussies and are never willing to bend the rules to help a comrad out. Ball lickers tend to get a lot of managerial positions in life which can really piss off a genuine guy that is subject to working for him. At every school i've been to or for any organization I have ever worked at, there has always been a madd ball licker that likes to ruin my fun.

2. A flaming fruit loop that likes to pleasure his boyfriend by licking his gonads. This type of ball licker is gross but to be fair, they can still be good citizens or nice people.

3. A girl that is sexually bold. If your wife licks your balls, power to you. However if you just met the girl and she wants to lick your balls she is downright scandalous and you should get tested as soon as humanly possible.

4. A guy with nothing to do that spontaniously picks up a billiards ball and licks it for no particular reason. Allthough it is odd, I can't think of anything wrong with that type of behavior. Mind you this type of ball licker is extremely rare. Infact I have yet to come across one in my travels.

ball licking manager: Hey Miller, you're fired.

Ranting Miller: Good I don't want to work for you anyways. Trust me guys this guy is a huge ball licker. How do you think he got his job anyways. Obviously from licking so many balls.

ball licking manager: You're choice of words are most foul and inappropriate to be used inside a steel mill. I request at once that you use restraint and be more professional. What will the CEO think if he see's my men out of line.

Ball Licker by I can't stand ball lickers July 18, 2006

goat ball licker

First used in the Colbert Report. Claiming his grandfather was a goat ball licker: someone to make the goats happy in the in a goat herding environment. This expression was used to mock Barack Obama's claim to his grandfather being a goat herder from Africa.

"Who would have thought that the son of a poor Appalachian turd miner; the grandson of a goat ball licker, born in the town of Could-Be-President, one day could be President of the United States?"- Stephen Colbert

goat ball licker by Veritas0609 January 7, 2009

ball licker 

The act of cupping ones balls and licking them until they explode

Dan and Kevin are Ball Lickers

ball licker by yourmomlovesmycock February 8, 2008