Definitions by razorhayes

SHADY BALL LICKER 

An all round bullshitter, A devious lying underhanded cunt. You never quite know what they're up to, but you know they're up to something

Paul " Steve didn't turn up last night as he said he had to fix his stepsons car"
Russ" That's funny i saw him down the pub last night"
Paul" That bloody Steve, he's a right fucking shady ball licker"

SHADY BALL LICKER by razorhayes June 14, 2017

whales tongue 

The excess flap of skin found on a chubby man
Usually noticeable after extreme dieting

barrie "hey ive lost ten stone"
reply "well done but you still have a whales tongue"

whales tongue by razorhayes January 16, 2016