lichien 

This mean DOGS.
Example : look this dog is peeing everywhere

Guet sa lichien la p piss partou dow!!

lichien by Safari.com February 12, 2024

Lichenthropy 

A disease that transforms a person into a symbiotic fungus every full moon. It is contracted from rocks that bite. Once a person is afflicted, they can potentially spread it to others via biting.

Once the doctor came to the conclusion that the villagers had been afflicted by lichenthropy, he warned his assistants that werefungi were about.

Lichenthropy by Sniibs September 29, 2011

Lichtensteiner lollipop 

a sexual act in which a load is dumped in a fedora, which is then proceeded to be worn during coitus. During coitus, a midget stands on the shoulders of the man, and a hole must be cut in the fedora so the midget may fit his shaft in the fedora, encasing it in fecal matter. More layers of midgets and fedoras may be added. While this is happening, the male inserts a lollipop into the hole in his dick, stick first, and the female gives him oral. The female may have midgets on her back too. Meanwhile, the female is to give anal to a male platypus. Male platypi are known to have venomous spurs on the inner thigh, and as the platypus is probably scared and confused by the entire event, it will use the spurs to incapacitate the female while she is sucking the lollipop. The platypus may also be wearing a hat. During all this, the female has several gay men giving her manicures and pedicures and perms. The female also lays on an overturned cactus during all of this, and the back and forth motions rip up her internal organs, which are then feasted upon by the gay men, the midgets, and the platypus. The man may not parttake in the feast, or else it wouldn't be a lichtensteiner lolipop. He must instead commit ritual suicide with a toaster in a bathtub, lolipop still inserted.

Duuuuude, I gave shaniqa a lichtensteiner lollipop earlier!

wait- then shouldn't you be dead?

Yeah, yeah, we just finished, I'm on my way to the tub.

Lichtensteiner lollipop by jamal_the_pirate August 6, 2010

Office Lichens 

Parasitic employees with no skills of their own who are great at delegating tasks to others

Lichens often face a dilemma when they overdelegate and in effect leave themselves with nothing to do.

Office Lichens by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

roy lichtenstein 

An artist~
Born-October 27, 1923 New York City
Died-September 29, 1997 (aged 73) New York City

Roy was a pop artist for most of his life and used projected images from cartoons,gum wrappers and comics to make large-scale art.

Dc comics:Hey dude lichtenstein totally ripped us off
Roy Lichtenstein:yay my painting which i copied sold for $5mil :)))

roy lichtenstein by alexzorz December 12, 2007

Licheng 

To describe a person to be a gay faggot. This person is usually salty.

Stop being a Licheng. You are very annoying today.

Licheng by Doc and marty December 6, 2017

kayla lichtenstein 

a chicken

Dani: look it's a kayla lichtenstein

Sam: it's a nice looking chicken, i have got to say

kayla lichtenstein by Jamaica lady November 18, 2018