liberal liker 

A friend on facebook who seems to "like" every post.

shelly: yay! i'm so happy, i posted my status two seconds and already one person likes it!

sandy: that doesn't count because jake liked it, he's a liberal liker.

shelly: stfu

liberal liker by gurrrrrrrllll June 21, 2011

liberal zombie 

Anyone in the general public who votes for a democrat.

The mindless liberal zombies elected democrats who then enslaved and ruled over them.

liberal zombie by BWM,VA June 1, 2014

liberal glasses 

Liberal glasses are the dark and thick-rimmed glasses, typically square in shape, favored by liberals. They are worn in an attempt to appear intellectually superior. Also called "hipster glasses." It is a safe bet that when somebody wears them, they ascribe to a left-leaning ideology. The majority of people who wear liberal glasses are also white.

Jay Carney, Tina Fey, and Janeane Garofalo wear stereotypical liberal glasses.

"Will" wore liberal glasses to signify both his intellectual superiority and his submission to his feminist wife. As long as he wore the magical liberal glasses, he was free to talk down to everybody until his wife called. Then he would apologize for every trivial hardship she encountered, like having to pump her own gas or call somebody to confirm an appointment.

liberal glasses by Peon Dimn February 5, 2014

Liberal Spiderweb Technique 

A technique used by liberals in which, during a debate, the liberal will keep on branching out the debate into more and more irrelevant topics, and when you fail to address a topic, the liberal will call you out on it and believe he/she has won the debate

conservative 1: Man, I had a really big debate with this liberal tool last night
conservative 2: How'd it go??
conservative 1: It was going well, but then she used the liberal spiderweb technique. However i countered by calling her out on it and destroyed her
conservative 2: good job, bro

Liberal Spiderweb Technique by theodore trollsovelt August 28, 2011

Liberal Tourette Syndrome 

They tendency of liberals to engage in political debate by using foul language, very often a string of foul words in place of content. .

I tried to chat with an online liberal, but he only responded by calling me a series of gutter names. Must have Liberal Tourette Syndrome.

Liberal Tourette Syndrome by Larry Horist August 19, 2014

boba liberal 

A boba liberal is usually an upper middle class East or Southeast Asian living in the West, typically in the United State or Canada, who identifies as a liberal. However their association with liberal ideology and liberalism is simply a means to increase their proximity to whiteness or to pretend to be white themselves. Boba liberals use their Asianness to speak on behalf of the Asian population in the West, using talking points created by white liberals, which has a tendency to gaslight actual issues faced by the Asian diaspora. The Asian identity of boba liberals is very shallow since it goes directly against their goal of aspiring to whiteness, so they use surface level stereotypical Asian traits such as "liking boba tea" to boaster their Asian credentials. Liking boba tea does not require much personal investment since many people like boba tea and is a fairly harmless non-opinion to take unlike, for example, "the United States should not interfere in China's domestic affairs," or "Asians suffer from systemic bipartisan conservative as well as liberal racism."

Mainstream Asian Liberalism is like boba tea, all sugar, no substance, hence "boba liberalism."

boba liberal by SeoyeonlovesDan December 8, 2019

Manchurian Liberal 

Liberals that are programmed by the media to believe whatever they say, to react and overract sometimes leading to panic attacks and even violence towards political opponents. The term is based on the 1962 and 2004 movie "The Manchurian Candidate".

My cooworkers are Manchurian Liberals because they believe and react to everything the media says as if they are brainwashed.

Manchurian Liberal by on March 13, 2019