lewton 

A calm, quiet man with an old soul. He is deep and is usually lost in thought. He’s good at being friends with just about everyone, but really longs for that one person he can trust wholeheartedly. He is highly creative and extremely musically inclined. He fulfills himself by lending a helping hand, a listening ear or by giving great advice. The possibilities are endless with Lewton!

I need advice, I should call Lewton.

Lewton helped me with my stocks!

Get you a Lewton!

lewton by RL888 November 23, 2021

Leetoner 

Always fucks up.
Everything he touches turns to shit.
Is usually stoned.
He has a medically diagnosed micro penis.
A complete bell end.

He's fucked up again, he's done a Leetoner.

Leetoner by Gundi Gumnut October 15, 2015

Lepton 

fool, halfwit, dolt, ignoramus, imbecile, simpleton; A slur for those not as intelligent as you are—used particularly by those who are highly intelligent prodigies for those who are not.

From the movie "Little Man Tate" where Fred uses the term "Lepton" to refer to others who aren't as intelligent as he is.

"Read a book, you lepton." is borrowed from a Patton Oswalt bit.

Lepton by nimrodthesaurus June 1, 2016

Lextonian 

Someone who lives in Lexington, KY

I live in Georgetown but I wish I was a Lextonian

Lextonian by Queen._.Bee January 10, 2017

Leetonia 

A tiny town in north east Ohio consisting of a small group of people who all know eachother. A place where it wouldn't be surprising to hear someone called a "Meatball" or to see a man drive over the train tracks on a John Deer to get something to eat at the only restaurant, Dairy Queen. Home of the Leetonia Bears and the Coke Ovens.

Johnny, want to go to Leetonia and watch the Spaghetti Bowl on Friday night?

I got a B average and I'm going to be graduating 3rd in my class at Leetonia High School.

Leetonia by Aly C. October 19, 2008

Lawton Friedland 

Thrusting as much prayer beads into a homeless mans ass.

"Please sir can I have some more?"
"I'm going to Lawton Friedland some hobo today"

Lawton Friedland by Blibybduvd March 29, 2019

leyton orient 

an uncharacteristic turnaround of form

I was feeling really rough last week but now I'm Leyton Orient

leyton orient by Polo_o October 25, 2004