lethargism 

A term used to describe the religion that many college students follow on a daily morning basis. Lethargism stems from the word lethargic, or drowsy. The willingness to stay in bed and sleep overpowers logical reasoning such as; coming to class on time, finishing a paper, or study for a test. Similar to the illogical behavior of certain religious activists whose points have been dis-proven through the use of science. Lethargism is exercised by a vast majority of people unbeknownst to them.

Dan: Yo man wake up you gotta finish that essay.

Eugeen: Cant man I'm compelled to sleep.

Dan: Bro, lethargism is gonna ruin your life

Eugeen: Naw man it makes me do funny things in my head instead of facing reality.

lethargism by your mattress December 9, 2010

Post Lethargic Stress Disorder (PLSD) 

Similar to PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder), PLSD is a disorder that occurs when a human experiences a long period of lethargy (the person has done “nothing”) to then return to a stressful environment such as school or work. Usually accompanied by mild to dysfunctional depression and suicidal thoughts. Other known related symptoms are insomnia, tiredness, and emoness.

"After spring break, 203 people were diagnosed with Post Lethargic Stress Disorder (PLSD). Of these victims, 23 committed suicide the following Monday. The other 180 reported bouts of tiredness and a few reported cases of emoness.

'Yes, it is a growing concern, especially affecting people as young as 13 years old!' says Dr. Gibbons of the PLSD Research Facility of Orange County"

- The Washington Post

Post Lethargic Stress Disorder (PLSD) by buttfreckle December 1, 2010

lethargic 

To be lazy, sluggish

Msst fat people are lethargic

lethargic by Junkyardjimbo88 April 28, 2003

I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic 

translation:

I would show more abscense of emotion, if i werent so tired

"I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic"

*waits 2 days*

"OHHhhhhh i get it, thats kinda funny...
Yeah can i get a copy of Juggs?"

I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic by slippin182 March 26, 2007

lethargic 

To be lazy or sluggish. To act tired or drowsy.

Man this ganja is lethargic, Im not even going to roll another blunt now.

lethargic by James Ganja December 26, 2008

lethargic 

To be lazy, sluggish. Often spending one's life in bed, sleeping one's life away.

What fun!

Je suis léthargique. J'aime le sommeil.

lethargic by Lorelili March 30, 2005

lethargist 

the religion for those who don't give a shit

when in rehab, my buddy was asked what religion he was...-i'm a lethargist, said he!!

lethargist by michael foolsley December 16, 2009