Junkyardjimbo88's definitions

charles bronson

The best actor to have ever lived. Who starred in kick ass movies such as Death Wish 1-5, Murphy's Law, and the Magnificent Seven

Charles Bronson could kick the shit out of Vin Diesel, Tom Cruise, and Matt Damon with his eyes closed.

by JunkYardJimbo88 August 31, 2005

Scorpions

The best rock band ever with kick ass songs like The Wind of Change, Big City Nights, and The Zoo

I saw the scorps in concert on the Unbreakable tour, and it fuckin rocked!

by JunkyardJimbo88 May 27, 2005

XPW

A crappy federation that is a rip-off of ECW, and has very bad announcers and wrestlers

XPW is a horrible wrestling federation

by junkyardjimbo88 August 15, 2003

lethargic

To be lazy, sluggish

Msst fat people are lethargic

by Junkyardjimbo88 April 28, 2003

PMS

Periods Must Suck

OH NO! We pissed her off while she is was in PMS! NOW SHE'S GOING TO TURN INTO THE INCREDIBLE HULK!

by Junkyardjimbo88 April 28, 2003

Mangle

To injure with deep disorganizing wounds by cutting, tearing, or crushing.

I'm gonna mangle you a new one the size of texas!

by Junkyardjimbo88 April 28, 2003

MUF

Mandatory Ugly Friend

Every woman has a MUF

by Junkyardjimbo88 June 27, 2003