Junkyardjimbo88's definitions

charles bronson

The best actor to have ever lived. Who starred in kick ass movies such as Death Wish 1-5, Murphy's Law, and the Magnificent Seven

Charles Bronson could kick the shit out of Vin Diesel, Tom Cruise, and Matt Damon with his eyes closed.

by JunkYardJimbo88 August 31, 2005

Scorpions

The best rock band ever with kick ass songs like The Wind of Change, Big City Nights, and The Zoo

I saw the scorps in concert on the Unbreakable tour, and it fuckin rocked!

by JunkyardJimbo88 May 27, 2005

XPW

A crappy federation that is a rip-off of ECW, and has very bad announcers and wrestlers

XPW is a horrible wrestling federation

by junkyardjimbo88 August 15, 2003

ecw

A very good wrestling organization that existed from 1993-2001.

ECW has some nice babes.

by Junkyardjimbo88 July 22, 2003

queen

An awesome 80's rock band that sang famous songs like We will rock you and We are the champions

queen is a kick ass band

by Junkyardjimbo88 July 7, 2003

lobotomy

A surgical incision into the frontal lobe of the brain to sever one or more nerve tracts, a technique formerly used to treat certain mental disorders but now rarely performed.

Hannibal Lector gave a lobotomy to Ray Liotta in Hannibal

by Junkyardjimbo88 July 7, 2003

MUF

Mandatory Ugly Friend

Every woman has a MUF

by Junkyardjimbo88 June 27, 2003