A chubby, quarrelsome, curry guzzling chap who is a burden to himself and those around him. Used to be an market trader who's business dwindled. Hence the name "Les-trade"
Detective Inspector Lestrade from the Sherlock Holmes Stories by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
(Played by Rupert Graves in the BBC version.)
Sherlock can never seem to remember his name...
Greg Lestrade... Did you mean Geoff?... Graham?... Jeff?
A raging pillar of manhood, this magnificent man is both awe inspiring, and frightening. Respect him, and perhaps he shall favour you with a glance, or a crust of bread...
Dear god that Inspector_Lestrade is wonderful, I worship him and want to service him orally.