A chubby, quarrelsome, curry guzzling chap who isa burden to himself and those around him. Used to be an market trader who's business dwindled. Hence the name "Les-trade"
Detective Inspector Lestrade from the Sherlock Holmes Stories by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
(Played by Rupert Graves in the BBC version.)
Sherlock can never seem to remember his name...
A raging pillar of manhood, this magnificent man is both awe inspiring, and frightening. Respect him, and perhaps he shall favour you with a glance, or a crust of bread...
Dear god that Inspector_Lestrade is wonderful, I worship him and want to service him orally.