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Lestraded

When people think Apple is going to Sherlock an app but doesn't.
Everyone thought Apple was going to replace 1Password with their Passbook app, but it turned out to not be a password manager. Apple Lestraded them.
by Apple Picker December 12, 2012
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greg lestrade

Detective Inspector Lestrade from the Sherlock Holmes Stories by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
(Played by Rupert Graves in the BBC version.)
Sherlock can never seem to remember his name...
Greg Lestrade... Did you mean Geoff?... Graham?... Jeff?
by SlaughterMelon March 10, 2015
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Leftarded

The state of being so far left-wing in ideology, it gives the impression person afflicted must be mentally handicapped - read: Retarded, to have such opinions.
She's so caught up in her ignorant, delusional ideology that facts and logic mean absolutely nothing to her. That moron is so pathetically leftarded.
by whatshitsme August 1, 2016
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Leotarded

A slightly more PC way to say that someone is incredibly stupid, lacking in intelligence and also intolerably annoying (Credit goes to Dan Savage of The Stranger Seattle's Only Newspaper).
sales rep 1: "Gawd this customer is so dumb, she doesn't know the difference between USB and parallel"
sales rep 2: "How leotarded"

Ben is such a fucking leotard, he got arrested for trying to break into his neighbors house when he was drunk because he thought he lived there.
by poshellion July 28, 2009
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lustarded

The state of being so lustful that you make yourself retarded.
Every time I see Katie I start acting like a tool; she just makes me so lustarded.

Can also be used as lustard - One who is lustarded.
by Crambo January 24, 2008
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Lestrade

A chubby, quarrelsome, curry guzzling chap who is a burden to himself and those around him. Used to be an market trader who's business dwindled. Hence the name "Les-trade"
"that burden to humanity is a right Lestrade"
by Ming March 20, 2004
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Leftarded

Used by a right handed person who has no ability to use their left hand for anything other than balance.
Q: Hey, how did you spill coffee on your pants?

A: I tried answering my cell phone while holding my coffee mug, but im so Leftarded that I ended up spilling on myself.
by Jax75 June 4, 2007
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