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Leothong 

The leothong is most ingenious piece of sartorial engineering ever thought up. Masculine, yet intriguing, it is most likely made from spun gold, thus it's luminous shimmer. So outstanding., so extraordinary it is, that it was made for the only person to have been able to pull off such a dynamic and wondrous outfit- the legend Michael Jackson for his Dangerous World Tour.

Like him, the leothong speaks to the masses, yet is beguiling enough to be enjoyed by the intelligentsia. It’s elegantly simple,-yet exquisitely complex, brilliantly incandescent, yet breathtakingly modest (a pair of pants are worn underneath it, thus completing the outfit)

It’s the epitome of sartorial ingenuity, it's sex expressed as clothing, it's the outfit of angels, the fashion of kings.

It’s simply incredible.
I think the leothong is Michael Jackson's best outfit.

I agree!
Leothong by glassglass November 12, 2009
A person who sells low quality weed.
Also referred as dirt weed.
me: i'm going to leythen to get some weed
mirec: no don't he only sells dirt
me: what is dirt?
mirec: shit weed
me: o nevermind
Leythen by Arne Vanbelle January 9, 2023

Leothong 

A leothong is a leotard with only thong coverage in back. They typically tend to be hideous and are mainly only worn by dancers or performers of extreme courage and determination. They typically tend to be nude and have signatures on them after the performance is all through and they are no longer in use anymore.
Nude leothong with no butts...such as the ones worn by the girls chorus of rchs's aida!
Leothong by Leothong Lover March 15, 2009

Leothegamer kid 

A great person on YouTube Not written by him
Leothegamer kid isn't cool 😱
Leothegamer kid by ColoredBlitz April 11, 2021
a penis that is long and thin

the opposite of a chode
joe can’t even pleasure his girlfriend because of his lothen
lothen by chardcock July 5, 2018

lothenmi 

it is a powder that was originated in Australia. If you say Lo then Mi, then you are saying Milo over and over again.
Put Lothenmi in your milk. It taste like shit.
lothenmi by Iamlittleboi August 1, 2018
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

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Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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