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leonessa 

MY NAME THAT IS SO RARE THAT PEOPLE DONT EVEN HAVE ON uRBAN DICTIONARY
girl: who the fuck is leonessa
me: me
girl: ew u science fiction space nerd go eat ass
me: ok emily
girl: *cries* HOW DARE YOU USE MY NAME AS AN INSULT UITS BETTER THEN YOUR IM SO SURE UGH GO DIE UR WOTH NOTHINDGD

me: sorry wha-
leonessa by WoahNotAgain February 10, 2021
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Lenissa is a brown and beautiful girl with a big heart . Very shy when it comes to meeting new people . Good friend once really getting to know her. Also a very demanding person : knows what she wants (not when it comes to boys )
She's a lenissa.
lenissa by Psidongyfcv March 15, 2017
a savage. an asswipe who can talk your ears off. best cook ever. unable to do math. fun, witty, and stupid.
" u dont know whats 2 + 2? ha, u just pulled a leonisa"
leonisa by crackj October 26, 2017
Best Girl know her since I'm 10 she is my best friend and I could never replace her she is funny,shy but sometimes a bit anoying >:( she is kinda insecure about herself I kinda noticed it idk she is shy around others but lately came out of her shell i can tell almost everything and she is a very supporting person <3
Leonisa is a great person<3
Leonisa by eliyx August 28, 2022
Lenissa is most awesome person! She will always make you laugh. She can also be very protective over her friends end family and will not let anyone harm them. She is very cool and orten.
You are a real lenissa!
lenissa by Yay.cool December 12, 2016
A very good friend but can be rude at sometimes. Tells you straight up.
You need a Lonissa
Lonissa is so rude!
Lonissa by mirđź’“đź’“ February 5, 2022
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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