lentel

Lentel is a very kind and helpful person. She likes to be creative and always tries her best. She’s an amazing friend to have and would always listen to you.

“Lentel looks so gorgeous today!”
“Woah, yeah she does!”

lentel by BeautifulAsf November 27, 2021

Lentildo 

an ethically sourced, environmentally friendly, carbon neutral, recyclable, climate change vegan sex toy made from lentils shaped like a big fat juicy penis (to really piss the lezzers off) that comes in varies styles - the Corbynista (worn look)/ the Muffnum (with grated nuts for that ribbed feel with added exfoliation) the Abbott (with organic desecrated coconut) .. ideal for those uncomfortable nights blocking Waterloo Bridge or Oxford Circus

Bertie Beaver: Gosh, now I have gone all vegan how I will I replace my trusted personal cavity friends?

Cecile Snatch: BB, try my Lentildo - its great - you can charge it whilst cycling. Strictly no meat in any of my orifices

Lentildo by clavecin1716 April 17, 2019

lenten challenge 

a challenge taken by a brave boy during the Lent season (from Ash Wednesday to Easter). The challenge consists of refraining from masturbation for 40 days (see the Facebook group Lenten Challenge). There is usually a large amount of people who start the challenge. The amount who finish it is much smaller (about none).

Dude, did you do the lenten challenge

nope. i was done after a week

lenten challenge by wowzer123456789 March 1, 2009

Lenell

Usually the name of the person the always wins at everything.

guy1: How did i lose?

Lenell: Cause im me....duh!

Lenell by RKELLYDONTPEEONME_007 August 11, 2010

Van Lente Rape 

Van Lente Rape refers to when a character in fiction is raped. Said rape is later retconned to either not haviing been rape, or said rape being consensual. Gets it name when writer Fred Van Lent wrote a rape scene into The Amazing Spider-Man #605, and then due to backlash came out and said there was no rape, just some kissing on the kitchen floor.

Michelle Gonzales wasn't rape raped by the Chameleon, she was Van Lente raped by the Chameleon.

Van Lente Rape by PsychoSamurai May 14, 2010

Festina lente 

Make haste slowly.

To do things the proper way instead of hurriedly and heedlessly; to see urgent things through in a thorough manner.

Translated from Latin to English, 'festina lente' means literally 'make haste slowly'; this translation also sounds a lot better than 'hurry slowly'.

Festina lente by Gus J November 29, 2006

Lentil 

a fuckin bean

"ay bud pass the lentils" "sure"

Lentil by gatoradepiss420 December 19, 2016