Lentils 

A young scene kid or emo kid that's new in town.
Or younger/new generation that only just started being in the city everyday and try to dress up as scene kids but fail really badly.

Ed "What's those noise outside of maccas?"
Scott "It's those goddam lentils hanging around!"
Ed "But isn't lentils... beans?"
Scott "No they're annoying little scene kids"

Lentils by krugz October 1, 2009

Lentils 

Used to describe old people. Like gen-Z but for old people. Can also used to describe your grandparents.

I’m going to see my lentils today.

Lentils by Bella The Cool Kid May 6, 2021

lentils and bacon 

a dish your grandmother or mother makes for you when she wants to balance healthiness and taste.

Friend 1:''What'd you eat at your grandma's house?''
Friend 2:'' Oh i just ate some lentils and bacon.''

lentils and bacon by Tr4shR4t March 24, 2021

Lentils Day

The last Sunday in May. Dedicated to drinking with the boys. Usually at spoons

Person 1: Bret, Josh, Luke and Dan are getting absolutely smashed this Sunday
Person 2: Oh yeah, why’s that?
Person 1: Are you crazy? It’s Lentils Day!!

Lentils Day by Paffyboi777 January 9, 2026

Tender Lentils 

A term to describe the feeling after one has had particularly rough sex.

Popularised by Bimini Bon Boulash's lyrics in the hit song 'UK Hun?', in which the artist absurdly juxtaposes their proclivity for hardcore intercourse with their culinary preference for boiled legumes:

'Gender-bender, cis-tem offender
I like it rough but my lentils tender'

"Fuck, my lentils are tender after that session"

"I've got such tender lentils right now"

Tender Lentils by cantspellrestaraunt February 14, 2021

frigid lentils 

Like cool beans, a way to end a conversation or complete a back and forth thought, but when you're too cool to even say chilled legumes

Pietro: Does that work?

Jeffery: Yup!

Pietro: Frigid lentils

frigid lentils by OTeragard January 26, 2023

general lentils 

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general lentils by yahiamice December 20, 2016