lented

when you get an ugly girl to come to your house and you nail her even though she is gross

you get laid last night? kinda, i lented. man thats gross

by dfoster October 30, 2010

lenten challenge

a challenge taken by a brave boy during the Lent season (from Ash Wednesday to Easter). The challenge consists of refraining from masturbation for 40 days (see the Facebook group Lenten Challenge). There is usually a large amount of people who start the challenge. The amount who finish it is much smaller (about none).

Dude, did you do the lenten challenge

nope. i was done after a week

by wowzer123456789 March 1, 2009

Van Lente Rape

Van Lente Rape refers to when a character in fiction is raped. Said rape is later retconned to either not haviing been rape, or said rape being consensual. Gets it name when writer Fred Van Lent wrote a rape scene into The Amazing Spider-Man #605, and then due to backlash came out and said there was no rape, just some kissing on the kitchen floor.

Michelle Gonzales wasn't rape raped by the Chameleon, she was Van Lente raped by the Chameleon.

by PsychoSamurai May 14, 2010

Festina lente

Make haste slowly.

To do things the proper way instead of hurriedly and heedlessly; to see urgent things through in a thorough manner.

Translated from Latin to English, 'festina lente' means literally 'make haste slowly'; this translation also sounds a lot better than 'hurry slowly'.

by Gus J November 29, 2006

Leon Letted

When a player's excessive celebration causes undesired consequences. Most commonly used when a player is high-stepping or showboating before he reaches the endzone and an opposing player strips him of the ball.

After benching Donovan McNabb, Rex Grossman fumbled at the end of the Redskins-Lions week 8 game of the 2010 NFL season. The ball was picked up by a Lions Defensive player and as he was running to the endzone, he was nearly Leon Letted.

by Porn4FreeZe November 1, 2010

Lenteja

Group of people who have failed at love repeatedly without meaning to and/or fail massively at flirting when having great opportunities.
Closely related to the opposite movement of ‘Garbanzismo’ in which a person achieves complete redemption when unintentionally they flirt and succeed.

X proved her Lenteja nature when interreacting with Nico for the first time

by Legumbrismo April 26, 2019

Lenten

Lenten is a very sexy boy with fluffy hair nd the most gorgeous eyes you'll ever see. named after a rose, he is gentle yet fights like a beast. big muscles nd a body like a work art, he will steal ur heart the second he walks in the room. if you're lucky enough to know a lenten. don't let him get away SEGLKC

Lenten is the love of my life

by hippopotamus shawty bae January 23, 2022