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Lumbersnack 

When your man is outside doing yard work, especially involving cutting down trees and chopping wood and he is looking like a SNACK.
Kyle is outside looking like a lumbersnack.
Lumbersnack by janellejello June 17, 2018
Term used to describe anyone whose job it is to manually handle freight in a warehouse. This job usually entails use of powered equipment, but specifically refers to what drivers call 'finger freight' freight which requires some manual handling.
I delivered to a shit hole grocery warehouse and they didnt even have any lumpers to hire.
lumper by SirDiesAlot April 22, 2008

Lumbersnack 

A cute bearded man who wears flannel
Wow I love that flannel on him. He's a real lumbersnack.
Lumbersnack by Fluffles2122 November 27, 2019

Lumbersexual

A not-so-manly man dressing like a lumberjack (although a lot more refined) and sporting a beard that has the volume of a lumberjacks beard and the groom of a hipster, cashing in on the "rugged, outdoor stereotype"
Most of these guys aren't very good with their hands and only want to seem so because God forbid you would get those soft lotion treated hands dirty.
Lumberjacks are typically known for their strength and being able to work with their hands. Most lumbersexuals would be stumped changing a tire.
Dave is such a lumbersexual, in his work boots and flannelette shirt and that well groomed beard.
Yeah you should see him trying to check his oil though haha!
Lumbersexual by RS300boi January 25, 2016
The cutest breed of panda bears, they loved to suck on bamboo sticks instead of eating them, which is what caused their extinction. Notable features included very soft fur and genitals.
Look at those lempers over there.

Awwww
lempers by Panda Expert February 19, 2013

Lumbersmith 

A form of lumberjack widely used and respected by millenials.
Lumbersmith: I cut a tree
Millennial: thank you mister lumbersmith