lemony*snickert 

A person who pretends to have a family, but doesn't; who claims to have a job but doesn't; who claims to be nice, but isn't; who claims to have a life, but doesn't.lemony*snickert

All they have are witless quips and barbs at people they envy and snide, one line put-downs of anyone and everyone with more of a life than they have.

Ignore that poster, they never have anything of value to say, they are just a lemony*snickert.

lemony*snickert by Reg Dwight September 7, 2003

Lemony Snicket 

The lesbian corner of a nightclub.

Sarah wandered over to the bar carefully avoiding the lemony snicket. That's not a mistake she would make again.

Lemony Snicket by The curious bibliophile July 9, 2018

Lemony Snickets 

used to describe situations or scenarios that go overwhelming wrong.

I was late picking her up, I called her by the wrong name and we ran out of gas on the way back to her house. The date just went all Lemony Snickets.

Lemony Snickets by A.J. Barnes November 11, 2005

Lemony Snicket 

A game in which the players squeeze lemon juice into eachothers urethras as a test of strength and will power. The last person to quit is considered the toughest of the group.

Lemony Snicket A game often played by hipsters at the upstairs portion of a bar where one of their friends works as the tender and spends all his time supplying lemons to idiots instead of making drinks.

Lemony Snicket by Andrew DICE Clay October 21, 2013

Lemony Snicket 

A series of unfortunate events

guy #1: I've had a horrible day; I failed my test, got a flat tire and then my gf broke up with me.

guy #2: dude, what a Lemony Snicket

Lemony Snicket by Eh! Dean-o May 27, 2010

lemony snicket 

A game most people first learn about away from home at a summer camp or someplace similar. In this game a lemon wedge taken from a bar and the juice is squeezed into the peehole of a guy's penis and a girls vagina. Tat lemon is set aside and a new one is used to repeat the process. The first one to wince or scream is out of the game and the last person with a straight face wins.

In the 90's Nikki, her friend Betty and I would always play L.S. and listen to Joeb's Cardigans CD

lemony snicket by Kruger 7 March 23, 2005

lemony snicket 

1. the act of smoking pot with a lemon-flavored throat lozenger in your mouth. makes everything taste all lemony.
2. popular children's author
3. the lemon-vagina sex situation

Jane did a lemony snicket while smoking last night and it blew everybody's minds.

lemony snicket by old rip December 3, 2009