lemon dick

A lemon dick is what you get when you expect a big dick but instead get a 4in at best

Chyann was dissatisfied when Jacob pulled out his lemon dick

by The Dirty Gardner December 1, 2016

Lemon Dickstache

A Lemon Dickstache is given when a gay man rubs his fingers in his own scrotum, until the essence (smell/aroma) of his sweaty balls have transferred to his fingers, and he then places said fingers under the nose of a male target, usually a moustachioed gay male. A true Lemon Dickstache is accomplished when the aroma of scrotum is transferred to the recipient’s mustache so that he can enjoy the aroma for a prolonged period of time.

Mr. Lemon is accused of giving a Lemon Dickstache to the mustache of an unsuspecting moustachioed man. As a result, the victim suffered severe emotional trauma for which he has brought suit against Mr. Lemon.

by Lemonade Stache August 14, 2019

Dick lemons

When a guys testicles are proportionately bigger then his penis giving them a lemon appearance on a small twig as it were

The guys in the locker room knew not to mess with Joey and his dick lemons

by FarmerTim August 19, 2022

Lemonlicker

Minging beehutch. Taken from the well known fact that your face becomes screwed upon the licking of a lemon.

Person 1 "Toodle pip! What a Lemonlicker!"

Person 2 "Yeah, she has blatently had too much of that citrussy goodness..."

by Si Todd March 2, 2004

LemonLicker

Someone who is into erotic novels and/or T.V shows, and fan-fiction

I was reading 50 Dhades Of Grey yesterday!

Your 'e such a lemonlicker!

by How2beaHeartbreaker September 5, 2016

Lemondick

an incredibly funny boy's name

haha, he's named lemondick!

by LHInotShaggy June 6, 2023