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Lemon Dickstache

A Lemon Dickstache is given when a gay man rubs his fingers in his own scrotum, until the essence (smell/aroma) of his sweaty balls have transferred to his fingers, and he then places said fingers under the nose of a male target, usually a moustachioed gay male. A true Lemon Dickstache is accomplished when the aroma of scrotum is transferred to the recipient’s mustache so that he can enjoy the aroma for a prolonged period of time.
Mr. Lemon is accused of giving a Lemon Dickstache to the mustache of an unsuspecting moustachioed man. As a result, the victim suffered severe emotional trauma for which he has brought suit against Mr. Lemon.

Dick lemons

When a guys testicles are proportionately bigger then his penis giving them a lemon appearance on a small twig as it were
The guys in the locker room knew not to mess with Joey and his dick lemons
Dick lemons by FarmerTim August 19, 2022

Lemonlicker 

Minging beehutch. Taken from the well known fact that your face becomes screwed upon the licking of a lemon.
Person 1 "Toodle pip! What a Lemonlicker!"

Person 2 "Yeah, she has blatently had too much of that citrussy goodness..."
Lemonlicker by Si Todd March 2, 2004

LemonLicker 

Someone who is into erotic novels and/or T.V shows, and fan-fiction
I was reading 50 Dhades Of Grey yesterday!

Your 'e such a lemonlicker!
LemonLicker by How2beaHeartbreaker September 5, 2016

Lemondick 

an incredibly funny boy's name
haha, he's named lemondick!
Lemondick by LHInotShaggy June 6, 2023
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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