an American singer-songwriter, satirist, pianist, and mathematician. He is best known for the humorous songs he recorded in the 1950s and 60s, including titles such as "Posioning Pigions in the Park" "The Masochism Tango" and "We Will All Go Together When We Go". However, one of his most intellegent songs is the entire Periodic Table of Elements sung to the Modern Major-General's tune.
I had this major chem test so I listened to Tom Lehrer's "Elements" all night and got a B.
Tom Lehrer is hilarious! I love "The Irish Balad".
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*