lemur

The lemur - the most awesome animal on the planet, found naturally only in Madagascar. The ringtailed lemur is the most widely known (like zaboomafoo, or however it's spelled), and looks like a bit of a cross between a cat/fox/raccoon.

Hey, let's go to the zoo and look at the lemurs!

by Lola April 2, 2005

lemur

The coolest animal alive; can also be used repeativly to annoy someone. Also feels weird to say.

Dude, the other day; that one chick just couldn't shut up. She just kept saying "Lemur Lemur Lemur Lemur Lemur" over and over

by Sammeh the lemur November 16, 2006

lemur

A nickname for a rather short person who has great jumping abilities.

Look, at Lemur over there, he sure does tackle funny.

by McConnell November 29, 2006

lemur

(n.) Not to insult the nocturnal creature (Lemuroidea) from which this term was gleaned, it is used in the hack/tech community as a word-play on "lamer".

Lloyd Blankenship is NOT +++The Mentor+++!!! He's just a thieving lemur.

~ or~

One's average script kiddie is a classic example of a lemur.

by fugitive247 October 29, 2004

lemur

A small poo, measuring anywhere from 1 to 2 cm.

Dude, I thought I had to take a huge dump but it was just a fucking lemur!

by Luldood December 9, 2008

lemurs

only the greatest animal that ever existed

A. Hey aren't lemurs awesome?
B. Yes, I'm gonna get a pet one and name it little Slow Rider.

by Shannon6 November 3, 2007

lemuring

While attending large events, it describes the action of someone who joins a group conversation only to stare like a lemur while remaining awkwardly silent.

Person 1: "I've had it with this onslaught of people who can't have a normal conversation. I'm saying they enter the group, say their name, and literally stare at me while the rest of us try to converse like a bug eyed lemur didn't just sit on someone's shoulder."
Person 2: "Wow, that sound like some pretty extreme lemuring."

by vividvoid June 21, 2023