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Slang, means intoxicated, drunk. When people get drunk they loose their sense of balance, i.e. legless. Chiefly british.
Downed 8 pints last night I was totally legless.
legless by Joe February 1, 2005
Legley (v) to call someone legley is to say that you would fuck them and give them the best brain of their life
my boy here is begley

his sister calls me legley
-Nick (the prophet)
legley by Andys900 May 11, 2021
So drunk you keep falling over. Same ass Gatted and Ratarsed.
Me and Daz went down the social last night, we got absolutely legless.
Legless by Johnny Bosanova January 1, 2004

legless dog 

A legless dog is a term for a piece of shit, because it looks like a miniture brown dog without legs.
Where's your bathroom? I gotta send the legless dog out to sea.
legless dog by Chode bone November 10, 2006
To be "legless" is to get so drunk that you cannot stand up or walk on your own.

Often they are the drunkest person at an event or in an area. They were probably the life of the party five minutes prior.

Leglessness is a lifestyle. You do not choose it. It chooses you.

The Legless Legacy torch or "Leglecy" is passed down from generation to generation only to those who prove their master drinking ability through a battle to the death.
1: "Hey Legless, what'd you do this weekend?"
2: "Smoked the wrong end of the cigarette, hooked up with *****, and punched my friend in the face. You know, nothing out of the ordinary."
Legless by MarshaF October 27, 2012
A Dirt bag who lives in a rural area who smokes cigarettes or crack the dirtiest and nastiest thing you could ever be called
I hate legler!

Dude, your being a total legler

Lets kill that Legler, hes a fucking dirtbag
Legler by cody mykins 40 August 15, 2009