leg hairs

the stringy & bashful black companions that stick it out to the very end of a fucked up presidency

Leroy: "Barack Obama is not that great of a president."

Carl: "Well at least his leg hairs will support him to the very end."

by Dr. Baconface January 31, 2009

leg hair

Weird growths stemming from the legs of humans. Can be shaved or grown out.

Griselda, come braid my leg hair!

by SisterHolgaer April 18, 2021

leg hair

Fucking nasty ass hair that grows on your legs and for some reason men think it’s like OK for them to have like whole ass guinea pigs on their legs, the fuck

Yo Jimmy’s got some nasty ass leg hair.

Yo Jimmy get those fucking guinea pigs off your leg

by Little maggot man September 26, 2020

Skinny Jean-Leg Hair Syndrome

When putting on skinny jeans, your leg hair is swept upward. Then after taking your pants off, your leg hair are still pointing up.

Usually return to normal after an hour or two on their own or after a shower.

Sometimes painful

skinny jean-leg hair syndrome

by Neon Ninja Kills You November 08, 2009

why do guys have leg hair

So guys don’t get to close to each other

Why do guys have leg hair? Because you are gay if you feel another guys leg hair with your own

by Wyatt Cason January 19, 2018

why do guys have leg hair?

So you don’t get too close to another guy

Why do guys have leg hair? So you don’t be gay and get too close to another guy

by Wyatt Cason January 19, 2018