leelord

an elusive yet mystical creature that enjoys leaping. most commonly used as a substitute in that song "the 12 days of christmas". can also be used as a nickname.

9 leaping leelords, 8 machels prancing, 7 gracti grazing...

"Hey, Leelord, do you love cats? Do you love every kind of cat?"

by gractus the cactus August 22, 2011

Leeford

a chef, doctor, policeman, handyman, personal trainer, weightlifter, basketball coach, farmer, racecar driver, pyschologist, scientist, sex therapist, archealogist, fisher, hunter, tennis coach, fashion stylist, parenting expert, singer of monster love ballads, owner of famous "fly-back", love guru, generally knows everything about everything!! Just ask him if you don't believe it.

How do grow peanuts? Ask Leeford -he knows!!

by Sexysteffie February 10, 2009

leeford

leeford: To shoot a load further than 10 meters.

Only alpha males can do this!

you shouldve seen the leeford i did last night

by cumweed May 7, 2021

Leslord

This is very similar to the term "Gaylord"

The "New" Ultimate insult...in which nothing can outmatch. In using Leslord you are saying somebody is essentially the Ruler of all Lesbians.

A Leslord is a about 100x10^999 times more insulting than all of those words combined. Unlike many other definitions claim, Leslord cannot be beaten by "fuck you" or any other insult.

Leslord is a new insult rarely used, but recently has become slightly (Barely) more popular.

Random Girl 1: Babe, Pass me the scissors, we can do this together.

Random Girl 2: You're such a LESLORD!?...

Random Girl 1: Shit, You got me there...

by Jboiiyeh December 28, 2013

Lezlord

When your landlord is a lesbian.

At M.U., are lezlord hated us when we used to party so she evicted us.

by spank2798 February 26, 2010

lezlord

A lesbian and a Gaylord.

The lezlord was compared to a bisexual.

by rynnsky January 6, 2014