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leisurist 

leisurist: noun Definition: An occupation. One who is in the pursuit of leisure. One who studies leisure with the intention of partaking of leisure. Plural (leisurists) Word history: Based on the word leisure with the addition if "ist" as in botanist, scientist. Sample sentence: <My life as a leisurist was mostly filled with sailing, cruising and voyaging in my yacht, interspersed with lengthy bouts of salaried employment to cover costs.>
<My life as a leisurist was mostly filled with sailing, cruising and voyaging in my yacht, interspersed with lengthy bouts of salaried employment to cover costs.>

My wife and I are sailing cruisers who live on our yacht and spend extended periods cruising in the Pacific. In 1994 when asked by some friends if we had a name for ourselves I said that we were Leisurists. We all said “Wow, that is a good word.” We have been using it ever since as an occupation name. We use it on all forms and documents that require our Occupation from the TAX Department to air travel and Customs and Immigration. After inventing the word we looked for it in a range of dictionaries and on the internet and found that it was not being used. In 2000 it was still not being used except in our Webb Site. Then I sent the word to Merriam-Webster who stated that its usage would be monitored on the internet. If used it would be included. Today, 6th December 2007, there are 1050 hits for leisurist and 350 for leisurists on Google and I still cannot find it in any dictionaries.
leisurist by Hilton Ward January 5, 2008
Being open and sharing becomes lecturing when you're talking to somebody who wasn't looking for your level of openness, which seems like hypocrisy. Like everyone else, the person you're told you're lecturing is a hypocrite too.
Stop lecturing me, I don't let my friends see my butt hurt in public, you're the butt hurt one!
Lecturing by Solid Mantis February 8, 2018
(also. Lecture-Rant, pronounced Lektcha-rant) An angry lecture that may have an accusatory undertone. A lecture-style scripted performance in which the lecturer consciously speaks truth to power and ignores codes of civility. The word was first introduced at Davidson College (North Carolina) in an event sponsored by the Middle East North Africa Student Association (MENASA).
It wasn't a lecture. It wasn't rant. It was a lecturant.
Perhaps what we need in this postmodern ineptitude is less lectures and more lecturants.
I won't be the subject of your lecturant.
(as a verb) I won't be silent as you lecturant your way out of this mess.
(as a verb) Don't lecturant me.
lecturant by Professorial X April 2, 2015

letterist 

When you got something against or prefer a certain letter.
A: but i like b's
B: dude, that's letterist
letterist by Divien August 21, 2009
To imitate Hannibal Lecter (aka Hannibal the Cannibal) when told there is (insert meat product, usually liver) for dinner.
Typically used to annoy vegetarians/those of sensitive disposition.
Also very effective at parties to put others ahead of you in the queue off their food so you get all the good stuff.
"Hey, guess whats for dinner? Liver and bacon."
"PftPftPftPft"
"Eww. Whatever, do you have to lecterise? "
Lecterise by photonic April 16, 2007

letumistic 

Letumistic is a personality disorder in which the person has a strong desire to kill but with out risk of solitude, punishment, or pain. They tend to value only there life, and some times the life’s of close friends and family. They will seek out an excuse to kill like they might join the army and volunteer to go to war.

This word comes from the Latin word letum which means death and the word narcissistic which is a personality disorder in which the person is very self centered.
My brother is letumistic.
letumistic by Alex December 7, 2004
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