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Lazy friend

A friend who only does the bare minimum to maintain your relationship. I.E., texting one-word responses or not replying to emails/texts at ALL, only hanging out at your request and never taking interest or note of your personal goings-ons.
I texted Ariana four times today and all she wrote back was "ok".

Me: HI! How are you? Did you hear that so-and-so got into an accident??
Lazy Friend: Hi. No.
Me: You SUCK at communications, PS.
Lazy Friend: *crickets*
Lazy friend by underwaterdreamer October 13, 2011
Words you can keep

Lazy Piece of Bad Friend 

A friend who inadequately responds to a joke, meme, action, or comment simply because they do not feel like it.
Guy: *Sends funny picture to friend*
Friend: *Likes It*
Guy: WOW you are a lazy piece of bad friend... give me a better reaction than that

lazy friending 

when someone keeps showing up in your news feed on facebook and you eventually friend them because you're too lazy to click the x button.
who the hell is sarah johnson? whatevs im just lazy friending her
lazy friending by classicrocklover January 21, 2011

ladyfriend 

A code word often used by closeted gay men to describe their gay lovers.
"I am straight but my ladyfriend likes to go dancing at the gay nightclubs in Providence."
ladyfriend by affluent geoffrey January 31, 2020

Ladyfriend 

1) A person's girlfriend, in the dating sense.

2) A good female friend. This is similar to the use of "girlfriend" by other women and gay men to mean "a good female friend." A straight man can use "ladyfriend" in this manner without the social stigma of calling a mere friend his "girlfriend." This can be compared to the word "guyfriend."

3) A good female friend, with benefits.
1) Bob is taking his new ladyfriend to dinner and a movie on Friday night.

2) Bob is going out with some of his ladyfriends for miniature golf.

3) A: Bob spent the night with his ladyfriend.

B: Oh, Bob has a girlfriend?

A: No, just a ladyfriend. *nudge nudge*
Ladyfriend by Kurishae December 9, 2008

Ladyfriend 

Simply put--friends with benefits. A female friend you are sleeping with, whom you have no commitment to. Both are cool with this situation.
I'm spending the night at my ladyfriend's crib.
Ladyfriend by Stacia922 March 28, 2013

Ladyfriend 

A word used by gay men to describe their friends who are girls. Also it can be used as a sophicated euphemism of girlfriend.
I'm here at the emmy's with my ladyfriend. - clay aiken
Ladyfriend by justin-nitsuj January 13, 2009
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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