Lazy bone 

Limp dick

I wanna jack it but I got a lazy bone

Lazy bone by Your dad. August 16, 2019

Lazy boner

A dick that is halfway hard

When Pamela entered the room, Kyle was standing in front of the mirror naked, with a lazy boner, smearing scarlet lipstick all over his face.
- What the fuck? said Pamela. - You still haven't cleaned up the house?

Lazy boner by Ronnie Slogun November 22, 2014

lazy bonesitius 

A disability common amongst people who refuse to return their shopping cart to the cart corral.

”How dare you accuse me of having Lazy Bonesitius!?!?”

-Person too lazy to return their shopping cart to the proper location.

lazy bonesitius by FegelFatso November 29, 2019

L.B (lazy bones) 

A person who dislikes activity; one who loves to sleep.

Stop being a L.B, get out of bed, and go to work!

L.B (lazy bones) by Jennifer August 10, 2003

Lazy Bones 

An adjective used to describe when one is too tired to be bored and yet too bored to be tired.

I'm lazy bones

Lazy Bones by ZDBray December 18, 2014

Lazy bones 

Adjective when Iona sleeps until 11 AM, Aka lounger, bystander, drone, idler, laggard, loafer, observer, slouch, sluggard, spectator.

It's 11 AM, is Iona still asleep?

Yes, proper lazy bones!

Lazy bones by Iona's Dad July 29, 2021

Lazybonesitis 

A dissease that makes you lazy

"Hey, can you return that shopping cart please to where it belongs?"

"No, Sorry, I have severe Lazybonesitis"

Lazybonesitis by MetroNNNN February 20, 2022