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lay one traumatic
Aidan: Are you alright mate? You look a bit pale and shaken
Tom: I just laid one traumatic
Aidan: Oh... I'm sorry
When you lay one traumatic there is a chance you might never completely recover
Tom: I just laid one traumatic
Aidan: Oh... I'm sorry
When you lay one traumatic there is a chance you might never completely recover
lay one traumatic by jimmybarton August 29, 2009
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lay one out • lay one • lay one on you • lay one traumatic • layonee • Lay • lay-lay • lay down • lay the pipe • Lay-Low
lay one out
lay one out by Amsterdizzle July 27, 2006
Lay one out
Lay-one-out (southern phrase). When one chops out a line of cocaine to be shared or to take to the dome by one’s self.
Lay one out by Jcoop336 June 28, 2023
lay one on you
lay one on you by 023701 March 2, 2024
layonee
layonee is a very beautiful kind hearted girl, she had a very goofy personality, very athletic and she cares about the little things and the big things, she is always laughing and keeping a smile on her face, if at least trying to keep one on yours, she’s smart and will love you for who you are.
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