lay one

To flatulate (PC term for "fart").

"I need to lay one but I'm in public and I care about how I smell..."
-me

by Dave April 19, 2004

lay one traumatic

A bowel movement which causes extreme mental and physical anguish

Aidan: Are you alright mate? You look a bit pale and shaken
Tom: I just laid one traumatic
Aidan: Oh... I'm sorry

When you lay one traumatic there is a chance you might never completely recover

by jimmybarton August 29, 2009

Laying one on the beach

A unique poo style. Half of the poo in the water and the other half on the bowl getting a tan.

"What's that smell?"

"Oh. I was busy laying one on the beach"

"I won't even ask"

by Azzacadabra August 18, 2012

lay one out

To drop a deuce, dump a load, or otherwise take a crap.

After finishing all that Mexican, I had to lay one out.

by Amsterdizzle July 27, 2006

laying one down

to produce excrement
(other slang:
Steam one out
Launch the submarine
Drop the kids off at the pool
Pinch a Loaf
fertilize
move the bowels
stink it up
squat and grunt
revisit food post-digestion
feed mr. flushie
push one through
take a crap
make a shit storm
Clean the poop chute
roll a dirty burrito
making homemade sushi rolls
excrete

I'm about to explode. I gotta lay one down soon, to make room for dinner

by argo 5 April 29, 2003

Lay one out

Lay-one-out (southern phrase). When one chops out a line of cocaine to be shared or to take to the dome by one’s self.

Myrtle beach, myrtle beach. I’m gonna lay one out when I get there.

by Jcoop336 June 28, 2023

lay one on you

To fuck someone there and there

“I was going to lay one on you tonight”
“you should of!!”

by 023701 March 2, 2024