laxmaxxing 

Maxing out the action of ‘relaxing’ so much you don’t even need the ‘re’ part; hence, laxmaxxing.

“Dude you need to relax”
“I’m already laxmaxxing”
“Shit, you’re so relaxed you don’t even use the first syllable!”

laxmaxxing by Cowslickpickles March 27, 2024

Vaxmaxxing 

The continued action of injecting oneself with Vaccinations, specifically experimental and pre-FDA approved variants

I was able to intercept an entire pallet of Pfizers first vaccine shipment. 4000 doses at 2 shots per dose. I've got it stored in a chest freezer in my garage. Ive been injecting myself every day, sometimes multiple times a day if I can stand it. The symptoms were terrible for the first few weeks. There were times I was completely paralyzed with pain, contorted like the Edvard munch painting and frozen in agony for hours. I became stronger and some of the worst symptoms subsided over time. I've been vaxmaxxing for almost 4 months now and I feel as though I'm becoming something greater than human now. I will continue to administer the injections into the same arm as long as possible. I'm increasing the dosages as much as I can stand and will maintain my journal.

Vaxmaxxing by Thor, but not that one April 15, 2021

loafmaxxing 

Loafmaxxing is a term used to describe a cat sitting down in a way where its paws and tail are tucked under the body, forming a loaf-like shape.

Look at my cat, she's loafmaxxing right now

loafmaxxing by kekotheklown December 27, 2022

maxmaxxing 

When someone's favoring an event not because they're in favor of it, but because it benefits them

Jade: Idk dude, it feels Mike is maxmaxxing our relationship
Dave: maxmaxxing? wtf is that
Jade: Like he's making me feel good for the sole purpose that I make him feel good, and not because he's actually into me

maxmaxxing by DEMEMZEA January 1, 2024

Lemaxxing 

When you channel your inner lord and savior Lebron Raymond JAMES to show nigga why he’s the one and only glorious KING and one one will never be above him

Bro I’m LEMAXXING on squarts tonight I need my glutes tight

Lemaxxing by PhMaxxing January 19, 2024

Claxmaxxing 

When you continuously watch Claxmcb while doing one or more of the following MUNTING, gooning, figging, edging, reaching goonvana, going into goontosis, ect...

"Hi Mr. Belding, I've been non stop Claxmaxxing all weekend!"

Claxmaxxing by Dexxy70 March 26, 2024

logmaxxing 

When you are taking a poop, and make the piece of poop go up and down out of your butthole until it becomes a smooth log. You try to produce as many smooth logs as possible. 1-4 logs is logknobb, 5 logs is logquelch, 7 logs is log heaven, 10+ loggers is logvana.

Jaden “Hey Levi I was Logmaxxing earlier and made it to Logvana. It hurt but was worth it.”

Levi “Jaden BRO I logmaxxed earlier and only got to logknob, how do you even get to logvana.

logmaxxing by JAGU712 June 2, 2024